carwimb. what car(s) do you have?

[WES]

VAG really, really ****ed up the software on the latest batch of machines.

A journey when the screen didn't keep rebooting or just stopped working or didn't call the emergency services was a delight.

useless ****s.

I was constantly being pinged with the most annoying ping sound ever invented that the driver assist functions were not available.

I pointed out to VW that I didn't want or need them so was happy for them to be turned off. They told me that was not possible. I told them the configuration had a setting that allowed you to turn some of them off. They told me it didn't work.

That was the one thing it is exceptionally good at, telling me that driver assist functions that I didn't want, didn't need, and that didn't work, were not available.