If you had to choose, which of these ladies would you decide to marry

[Pokster]

and spend the rest of your life with?

1. Human Foghorn Jess Phillips
2. Indefatigable turmagent and old soak Anna Soubry
3. Fatso Diane Abbott

Please show your workings.

Which is likely to die first?

[Sir C]

Which is likely to die first?

Abbott's carrying about 16 stone of pure lard so her heart must be under some stress... on the other hand, Soubry's liver doesn't bear thinking about. Phillips is too sour to ever die, she'll go on being horrible about everything for all eternity.

[IUFG]

Abbott's carrying about 16 stone of pure lard so her heart must be under some stress... on the other hand, Soubry's liver doesn't bear thinking about. Phillips is too sour to ever die, she'll go on being horrible about everything for all eternity.

But could you imagine going where Jezza has been?

[Sir C]

But could you imagine going where Jezza has been?

That was in the 1980s, wasn't it? You don't think she's still full of his Commie manmuck, do you?