carwimb. what car(s) do you have?

[WES]

VAG really, really ****ed up the software on the latest batch of machines.

A journey when the screen didn't keep rebooting or just stopped working or didn't call the emergency services was a delight.

useless ****s.

I was constantly being pinged with the most annoying ping sound ever invented that the driver assist functions were not available.

I pointed out to VW that I didn't want or need them so was happy for them to be turned off. They told me that was not possible. I told them the configuration had a setting that allowed you to turn some of them off. They told me it didn't work.

That was the one thing it is exceptionally good at, telling me that driver assist functions that I didn't want, didn't need, and that didn't work, were not available.

[IUFG]

That was the one thing it is exceptionally good at, telling me that driver assist functions that I didn't want, didn't need, and that didn't work, were not available.

my car has virtually no console buttons and is controlled mailnly by voice or steering wheel buttons.

Laura, as my car is apparently called, does a good line in either mishearing or completely ignoring me.

And, she tells me off for not driving in the centre of the lane, not having my hands on the steering wheel (when I have) and having the ****ing windows open whilst driving.

But she'll accurately respond to someone talking on Radio4

[Peter]

my car has virtually no console buttons and is controlled mailnly by voice or steering wheel buttons.

Laura, as my car is apparently called, does a good line in either mishearing or completely ignoring me.

And, she tells me off for not driving in the centre of the lane, not having my hands on the steering wheel (when I have) and having the ****ing windows open whilst driving.

But she'll accurately respond to someone talking on Radio4

Laura sounds like a ****ing pain in the arse.

[IUFG]

Laura sounds like a ****ing pain in the arse.

She sure is, P.