Click here for Arsenal FC news and reports

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 20

Thread: Nicola Sturgeon's exotic sex life

Hybrid View

Previous Post Previous Post   Next Post Next Post
  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post


    Her hair is a bit of a giveaway
    I don't necessarily think she's a lezza. That would be far too vanilla. I reckon she's a keen dogger.

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I don't necessarily think she's a lezza. That would be far too vanilla. I reckon she's a keen dogger.
    but the hair!! bet she wears comfortable shoes well

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    but the hair!! bet she wears comfortable shoes well
    She has a husband. Here they are on their wedding day. Look at her husband there. Does he look to you like a man looking forward to his wedding night?

    GCM057.jpg

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I don't necessarily think she's a lezza. That would be far too vanilla. I reckon she's a keen dogger.
    There's two lesbonians in the Cazalets, but they don't engage in the physical expression of their love.

    That's not really a spoiler tbh.

    Here's the first one. It takes a while to get going because the reader must be introduced to the 398 principle characters. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Light-Years...2037434&sr=8-1

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    There's two lesbonians in the Cazalets, but they don't engage in the physical expression of their love.

    That's not really a spoiler tbh.

    Here's the first one. It takes a while to get going because the reader must be introduced to the 398 principle characters. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Light-Years...2037434&sr=8-1
    Stop trying to make me read girl's books!

    I just got a big book on the siege of somewhere unpronounceable in Poland in WW1. That's a proper man's book.

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Stop trying to make me read girl's books!

    I just got a big book on the siege of somewhere unpronounceable in Poland in WW1. That's a proper man's book.
    It sounds perfectly ghastly.

    I've just reached a bit where Villy, needing a new frock for Louise's wedding but lacking the coupons, is going to Liberty to seek a suitable table cloth from which to fashion a dress, since linen and tablewear aren't on the ration! Shrood.

    I'm with child to learn what she finds. I'm thinking... damask, maybe? Cheesecloth?

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    It sounds perfectly ghastly.

    I've just reached a bit where Villy, needing a new frock for Louise's wedding but lacking the coupons, is going to Liberty to seek a suitable table cloth from which to fashion a dress, since linen and tablewear aren't on the ration! Shrood.

    I'm with child to learn what she finds. I'm thinking... damask, maybe? Cheesecloth?
    Will there be a graphic description of the wedding night, during which Louise is summarily deflowered by her brute of a husband? Anything good like that?

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Will there be a graphic description of the wedding night, during which Louise is summarily deflowered by her brute of a husband? Anything good like that?
    Good Lord no. I'm four books in and, on the rare occasions that that sort of thing must be addressed, we are merely reminded what a chore the poor ladies find it and with what good grace they submit for the sake of their husbands.

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Good Lord no. I'm four books in and, on the rare occasions that that sort of thing must be addressed, we are merely reminded what a chore the poor ladies find it and with what good grace they submit for the sake of their husbands.
    So no sex, no violence, no car chases - just a lot of bourgeois tarts wittering on about dresses?

    Fúck. That. Shít.

  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Stop trying to make me read girl's books!

    I just got a big book on the siege of somewhere unpronounceable in Poland in WW1. That's a proper man's book.
    Speaking of recent mil-hist books, what's your take on Dresden?

    Bombing the fück out of their cities meant that 30% of the manpower, 50% of the artillery and 70% of the aircraft were withdrawn from the Eastern Front for home defence.

    So killing Kraut civilians saved the lives of our ally's soldiers. Of course we should do it.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •