splendid having offies on Uber Eats and deliveroo imo
Can get drinks and f ags delivered in minutes
Oi you ****er you're supposed to be miserable and doom and gloom right now
Great as it is lets be honest, you have to be a footballer to get these deliveries without wincing. I'll have the buyers remorse when I wake up tomorrow.
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'