Manchester bum rapist!

[Pat Vegas]

You want those wet wipes, that's what you want. Keep your ringpiece sparkly fresh.

I proposed this to Awimb a few years ago and it was frowned upon.

[Sir C]

I proposed this to Awimb a few years ago and it was frowned upon.

I would never frown on a fresh naughty hole, f.

[IUFG]

I proposed this to Awimb a few years ago and it was frowned upon.

use the KFC hand wipes imo

a bit small, but it'll leave your rapist's winkie lemon fresh

[Burney]

I proposed this to Awimb a few years ago and it was frowned upon.

People get terribly upset about you flushing them, though. They don't break down, y'see?

[Sir C]

People get terribly upset about you flushing them, though. They don't break down, y'see?

Don't tell anyone b.

[Sir C]

use the KFC hand wipes imo

a bit small, but it'll leave your rapist's winkie lemon fresh

Bit harsh on the pig's eye, surely?

[Burney]

Don't tell anyone b.

But what of public-spiritedness? What of concern for one's fellow man?

[Sir C]

But what of public-spiritedness? What of concern for one's fellow man?

Fúck my fellow man, b. Fúck him firmly in the arse.

[IUFG]

Bit harsh on the pig's eye, surely?

i've not tried, sc

[Burney]

Bit harsh on the pig's eye, surely?

I read something the other day about how, in Japan, massage parlours give you a hot towel to clean up your bits afterwards and then send them to the laundry, who then clean them and redistribute them to restaurants. For this reason, nobody uses them on their face, apparently. And when they see Westerners do so, they're horrified.

I'm aware that many aspects of this story sound like bóllocks, but I'm just repeating what I read.