Now then.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Sanchez to United.

Mkhytarian to Arsenal.

Have some of that Rich.

That’s not even the best of it.

Everton want to give us £20m for Walcott

[SWv2]

That’s not even the best of it.

Everton want to give us £20m for Walcott

It will be like the day Reyes signed multiplied by 11.

[Ash]

That’s not even the best of it.

Everton want to give us £20m for Walcott

Not the complete Allardyce type player, perhaps, but the prospect of Theon being coached to be first onto the knock-downs is strangely interesting.

[Luis Anaconda]

Not the complete Allardyce type player, perhaps, but the prospect of Theon being coached to be first onto the knock-downs is strangely interesting.

Why the **** would any footballer need to be coached to be first on to the knock-downs? Can you actually coach that? And who would do it - big Dunc tended to be the one doing the knock downing (sorry Stewart)

[Ash]

Why the **** would any footballer need to be coached to be first on to the knock-downs? Can you actually coach that? And who would do it - big Dunc tended to be the one doing the knock downing (sorry Stewart)

Well, I can see Theo standing there wondering what to do tbh.

[Luis Anaconda]

Well, I can see Theo standing there wondering what to do tbh.

I think he is just a lost soul, a

[Burney]

I think he is just a lost soul, a

I think he might be a changeling. Have we investigated whether the fresh-faced lad we bought from Southampton several decades ago actually got stolen away by fairies and replaced by this mong?