Horses' teeth are amazing.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

They're ****ing massive and there's loads of them. wd God.

C, I thought you got your horseys free.

You're not meant to look a gift horse in the teeth, you know. Perhaps you should apologise by giving them each a carrot?

[Sir C]

C, I thought you got your horseys free.

You're not meant to look a gift horse in the teeth, you know. Perhaps you should apologise by giving them each a carrot?

They each have two apples and two large carrots per day, g. As treats, like. The glw insists that these treats are organic, naturally.