Football's gone a bit rubbish.

[Sir C]

The sooner we get this big burly donkey young Swedish forward fast tracked into the first team the better. I miss goal kicks.

https://twitter.com/ArsenalAcademy/s...84065507950592

Steve Bould. "Fcuk all this tappy tappy foreign nonsense, just stick your nogging through it."

Christ, he looks a lump. Get Rixy flying down to the bye line to pop crosses onto his forehead. Sorted.

[Arsenal Alcoholic Review]

Christ, he looks a lump. Get Rixy flying down to the bye line to pop crosses onto his forehead. Sorted.

https://twitter.com/nikolajdmoller/s...971008/photo/1

[Luis Anaconda]

Christ, he looks a lump. Get Rixy flying down to the bye line to pop crosses onto his forehead. Sorted.

Surely Brian, Brian Marwood on the wing (on the wing)

[Maravilloso Marvo]

Surely Brian, Brian Marwood on the wing (on the wing)

Message reported to Jimmy Carter.

[Luis Anaconda]

Message reported to Jimmy Carter.

Language MM, language

[Burney]

Language MM, language

Footballers who were also US presidents: Jimmy Carter, Andrew Johnson, Billy McKinlay (if you spell it with an 'e').

Is that it?

[Luis Anaconda]

Footballers who were also US presidents: Jimmy Carter, Andrew Johnson, Billy McKinlay (if you spell it with an 'e').

Is that it?

You think there would be a Gerry/Jerry Ford but I can't find one. I did find one of Ford with Pele

https://nara.getarchive.net/media/pr...usement-d17285

You would think there would be a John Adams knocking around somewhere

Shame Tammy Abraham never went on loan to Lincoln

[Burney]

You think there would be a Gerry/Jerry Ford but I can't find one. I did find one of Ford with Pele

https://nara.getarchive.net/media/pr...usement-d17285

You would think there would be a John Adams knocking around somewhere

Shame Tammy Abraham never went on loan to Lincoln

I'm amazed there's never been a John Adams. Nearest I found was this sad story

https://www.theguardian.com/football...ootballer-coma

And you'd think there'd be an Andrew Jackson somewhere, too. And a John Kennedy.

Generally, what looking at a list of US Presidents tells you, though, is that US presidents generally have bloody weird names.