Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
That's right, la. This is how it works:

January: Cold + dark, so drink more
February: See above
March: Still miserable so you need a cheering drink, but the green shoots of Spring appear, so drink to celebrate.
April: Still celebrating Spring, plus you can start to have the odd drink outside.
May-September - Sping/Summer - Warm and nice. Have a lovely drink in the sunshine.
October - Starting to get chilly - better have a drink to cheer ourselves up
November: Cold and dark, so drink more
December: As above + Christmas

Repeat to fade.
Amen to that, b