Football's gone a bit rubbish.

[Luis Anaconda]

I'm amazed there's never been a John Adams. Nearest I found was this sad story

https://www.theguardian.com/football...ootballer-coma

And you'd think there'd be an Andrew Jackson somewhere, too. And a John Kennedy.

Generally, what looking at a list of US Presidents tells you, though, is that US presidents generally have bloody weird names.

That is horrible

We could claim Quincy of course