Indeedy. How about;Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
Foul! - Any limerick ending with its opening is an insult to our old and commendable tradition of raucous doggerel b. For shame you quote it in this place
There was an old man of Jamaica
Who suddenly married a Quaker
But she cried out "Alack!
I have married a black!"
So he whipped out his mamba to break her.
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
Good work b
I must say that’s awfully good, but i’m not convinced a Victorian publisher of children’s literature would have let it through.
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