Look, I just want to pop to the seaside, sit at a nice seafood restaurant

[Burney]

I'm making plans for going away on holiday. What do you think of this bad boy? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nugent-Sp....c100005.m1851

Why do you have to take your horses on holiday with you?

[Sir C]

Why do you have to take your horses on holiday with you?

How could I not? The poor babies would be lonely. Who would give them their first feed at 5, hay at 9, brushy-brushy and hay at midday, hay and ponyfun at 5, evening carrot or apple at 9?

[Burney]

How could I not? The poor babies would be lonely. Who would give them their first feed at 5, hay at 9, brushy-brushy and hay at midday, hay and ponyfun at 5, evening carrot or apple at 9?

'Ponyfun'?

[Sir C]

'Ponyfun'?

Oh yes, it's fun to have fun with ponies! You can do pole obstacle courses, long-reining, taking them for a walk up the hill to the park or just a garden visit to munch on some lush grass.

Don't you like ponyfun?

[Burney]

Oh yes, it's fun to have fun with ponies! You can do pole obstacle courses, long-reining, taking them for a walk up the hill to the park or just a garden visit to munch on some lush grass.

Don't you like ponyfun?

Aren't your cats jealous of all the love you're showing the ponies?

[Sir C]

Aren't your cats jealous of all the love you're showing the ponies?

The cats seem to love them. When they come in the garden Bertie rolls around in front of them as if to encourage them to play.

Of course it's not just cats and ponies. We're supporting 3 fox families, about a thousand rabbits, numerous birds including buzzards, kestrels and a peregrine, a pair of deer and, most recently and most exciting of all, a badger has appeared!

I am Dr Doolitlle.

[Burney]

The cats seem to love them. When they come in the garden Bertie rolls around in front of them as if to encourage them to play.

Of course it's not just cats and ponies. We're supporting 3 fox families, about a thousand rabbits, numerous birds including buzzards, kestrels and a peregrine, a pair of deer and, most recently and most exciting of all, a badger has appeared!

I am Dr Doolitlle.

A peregrine? Whereabouts?

I recently got a pair of binos and have taken to birdspotting on my long country walks. Lapwings, Sandpipers, Little Egrets - along with hundreds of the kites and buzzards that are so common now. Loving it. Although I think my favourite is when I spy hares doing their hare thing. It's quite good, nature.

[barrybueno]

How could I not? The poor babies would be lonely. Who would give them their first feed at 5, hay at 9, brushy-brushy and hay at midday, hay and ponyfun at 5, evening carrot or apple at 9?

I can do all that for a bag a week C. Although I only ever get up at 5 for a piss and I'd prob still be in bed at 9 too. Midday bit no worries but I'd be drinking at 5 so no ponyfun and I'd prob be passed out at 9. As you can see I'm ya man!

[Sir C]

I can do all that for a bag a week C. Although I only ever get up at 5 for a piss and I'd prob still be in bed at 9 too. Midday bit no worries but I'd be drinking at 5 so no ponyfun and I'd prob be passed out at 9. As you can see I'm ya man!

The job’s yours b. That’s a mighty fine interview.

[barrybueno]

The job’s yours b. That’s a mighty fine interview.

Great news Sir. Gosh I was so nervous! We're talking cash right? Can keep my Boris money rolling in then, wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more