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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    and spend the rest of your life with?

    1. Human Foghorn Jess Phillips
    2. Indefatigable turmagent and old soak Anna Soubry
    3. Fatso Diane Abbott

    Please show your workings.
    Hmmm. I couldn't go near Phillips due to the smell. Abbott's a no-no since if that's she looks like scrubbed up, imagine the state of it first thing in the morning.

    It'd have to be Soubry. I'd obviously devote my existence to making her live an utter misery and sexually degrading her, but such sacrifices must me made, I'm afraid.

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Hmmm. I couldn't go near Phillips due to the smell. Abbott's a no-no since if that's she looks like scrubbed up, imagine the state of it first thing in the morning.

    It'd have to be Soubry. I'd obviously devote my existence to making her live an utter misery and sexually degrading her, but such sacrifices must me made, I'm afraid.
    Imagine waking each morning to that screeching, opening your eyes and seeing her sour face an inch from yours, her gin-scented spittle flecking your face as she abuses you for whatever imagined slight her twisted sense of victimhood has conjured overnight.


  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Imagine waking each morning to that screeching, opening your eyes and seeing her sour face an inch from yours, her gin-scented spittle flecking your face as she abuses you for whatever imagined slight her twisted sense of victimhood has conjured overnight.

    A ball-gag and a swift bout of rough, unlubricated anal would soften her cough pretty swiftly imo.

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    A ball-gag and a swift bout of rough, unlubricated anal would soften her cough pretty swiftly imo.
    You could try to gag her balls but she'd still get hard enough to give your sphincter a good pounding.

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Hmmm. I couldn't go near Phillips due to the smell. Abbott's a no-no since if that's she looks like scrubbed up, imagine the state of it first thing in the morning.

    It'd have to be Soubry. I'd obviously devote my existence to making her live an utter misery and sexually degrading her, but such sacrifices must me made, I'm afraid.
    Abbott actually had quite a pretty face when she was younger.

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Abbott actually had quite a pretty face when she was younger.
    Well you could try and console yourself with that thought, I suppose.

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