Always good to keep a sense of normality, JTOriginally Posted by Just Trent
Loads of awful goals against Arsenal. I’m having a proper good moan at all of them
Always good to keep a sense of normality, JTLoads of awful goals against Arsenal. I’m having a proper good moan at all of them
I found myself watching the Aus vs SA series yesterday. I had to stop because it was making me sad and nostalgic for the before time.
before we sacked Wenger?I found myself watching the Aus vs SA series yesterday. I had to stop because it was making me sad and nostalgic for the before time.
The before time, h. When we could go outside; go to pubs and restaurants and touch each other (not like that). Do you realise that the last meal I had out was an abjectly poor club sandwich in a shítty hotel in Gaydon? The chicken had clearly come straight out of the fridge and they served it with bacon-flavoured crisps, ffs! It was abominable, but I'd sexually molest an alligator to be able to do that now.
You're on to a movie there B. 'The Before Time' It will become the new BC. On a lighter note (I think) I haven't had a fag for 3 weeks. Do they go off?The before time, h. When we could go outside; go to pubs and restaurants and touch each other (not like that). Do you realise that the last meal I had out was an abjectly poor club sandwich in a shítty hotel in Gaydon? The chicken had clearly come straight out of the fridge and they served it with bacon-flavoured crisps, ffs! It was abominable, but I'd sexually molest an alligator to be able to do that now.
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
One day, bb, we who survive the plague shall dandle our PPE-clad younglings on our knees and tell them tales of the Before Time. Going on aeroplanes, shaking hands, packing ourselves into tube trains to go tnto 'Lon-Don'. They shan't believe us, of course. They'll dismiss these as the ramblings of fanciful dotards. Then they'll book us in for our appointment to be turned into Soylent Green.
One day, bb, we who survive the plague shall dandle our PPE-clad younglings on our knees and tell them tales of the Before Time. Going on aeroplanes, shaking hands, packing ourselves into tube trains to go tnto 'Lon-Don'. They shan't believe us, of course. They'll dismiss these as the ramblings of fanciful dotards. Then they'll book us in for our appointment to be turned into Soylent Green.Superb stuff, the movie almost writes itself. They'll never believe there were public houses. I'm starting to question it myself
Let's tell them Arsenal did the double in '99 and the evil Ferguson went in to a mental home.
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
Gaydon :childishchuckle:The before time, h. When we could go outside; go to pubs and restaurants and touch each other (not like that). Do you realise that the last meal I had out was an abjectly poor club sandwich in a shítty hotel in Gaydon? The chicken had clearly come straight out of the fridge and they served it with bacon-flavoured crisps, ffs! It was abominable, but I'd sexually molest an alligator to be able to do that now.
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
And even if we realise our mistake we cannot go back. Our politicians dare not concede they have made errors because they'll quickly be annihilated by Twitter.The before time, h. When we could go outside; go to pubs and restaurants and touch each other (not like that). Do you realise that the last meal I had out was an abjectly poor club sandwich in a shítty hotel in Gaydon? The chicken had clearly come straight out of the fridge and they served it with bacon-flavoured crisps, ffs! It was abominable, but I'd sexually molest an alligator to be able to do that now.
We will never fully get out of lockdown. There'll be brief periods of respite but as soon as one single person sneezes we'll all have to scurry back into our bunkers because "if it saves but one single octagenarian's life it is worth it!"
I blame you b. You thought it highly amusing when Trump decided the world could be governed by a string of facile Tweets.
Excuse me? I was questioning whether the response to this was proportionate weeks ago! You've only just caught up with me.
Naturally, when I voiced these concerns, I was immediately told I wanted old people to die because I was an evil tory.
And what's increasingly clear here is that it's the health experts who are calling the shots rather than the politicians.
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