Watching the footage of this Streatham business and wondering why when he was

[Burney]

Lordy, did he do the twitching thing? How remarkably disturbing.

Did you see the footage of the copper trying to clear the restaurant? "There's been a terrorist incident, please leave."

"But I've only just ordered!"

He looked like he was breakdancing.

As for the diners, they were at least trying to keep calm and carry on. Laudable imo.

How's Barney getting on?

[Just Trent]

He looked like he was breakdancing.

As for the diners, they were at least trying to keep calm and carry on. Laudable imo.

In such a situation, I think i’d take the time to at least finish my cup of tea. Has he got a genuine explosive vest or, has he just taped a few plastic bottles together in a fairly embarrassing manner? The odds are rather in your favour imo.

[Burney]

In such a situation, I think i’d take the time to at least finish my cup of tea. Has he got a genuine explosive vest or, has he just taped a few plastic bottles together in a fairly embarrassing manner? The odds are rather in your favour imo.

And what better way to show your defiance of Islamist terror than by consuming your Sunday roast at your leisure?

For me, the policeman is being hysterical and this sort of namby-pamby, Health & Safety-obsessed nonsense is precisely what we voted Brexit to put an end to.

[Monty92]

And what better way to show your defiance of Islamist terror than by consuming your Sunday roast at your leisure?

For me, the policeman is being hysterical and this sort of namby-pamby, Health & Safety-obsessed nonsense is precisely what we voted Brexit to put an end to.

Your "patriotic" Sunday roast comprising of absolutely nothing natively British

Fascist.

[Burney]

Your "patriotic" Sunday roast comprising of absolutely nothing natively British

Fascist.

That was ace. These people really do think we're all dribbling, semi-evolved cretins who don't know that things come from elsewhere, don't they? It's actually quite refreshing to see their hatred and bile completely and unequivocally out in the open now that they're writhing around in the agony of defeat.

Happily, them revealing quite how vile they are only serves to makes their pain so much more delicious.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

It's actually quite refreshing to see their hatred and bile completely and unequivocally out in the open now that they're writhing around in the agony of defeat. Happily, them revealing quite how vile they are only serves to makes their pain so much more delicious.

Mercy me Berni, I thought your newly regained sovereignty and freedoms might make you more pleasant but you seem to be yet more bellicose and vitriolic

Did you see pretty Priti being asked why this fellow had been released after she had assured us it would all stop the day she took office? Her response was "fúck off you moaning remainer çunt". She gives me a chubby b.

[Burney]

Mercy me Berni, I thought your newly regained sovereignty and freedoms might make you more pleasant but you seem to be yet more bellicose and vitriolic

Did you see pretty Priti being asked why this fellow had been released after she had assured us it would all stop the day she took office? Her response was "fúck off you moaning remainer çunt". She gives me a chubby b.

Nah. Fúck reconciliation. I see you lot as treasonous filth and fully support any policy that involves keeping our boot on your neck.

No offence, like.

I do like Priti. She has a properly evil and sadistic twinkle in her eye that's highly alluring.

[Sir C]

He looked like he was breakdancing.

As for the diners, they were at least trying to keep calm and carry on. Laudable imo.

How's Barney getting on?

He's doing swimmingly, tbh.

The search for a companion has fallen foul of some mission creep. At first she was looking at donkey sanctuaries. Then we moved on to pony sanctuaries. Now I'm being shown adverts in Horse & Hound for 17 hand hunters.

[Burney]

He's doing swimmingly, tbh.

The search for a companion has fallen foul of some mission creep. At first she was looking at donkey sanctuaries. Then we moved on to pony sanctuaries. Now I'm being shown adverts in Horse & Hound for 17 hand hunters.

This was clearly inevitable and you must have known it would happen. You will be running a stables within the year.

Will it be a companion for sexy time? Does he still have his accoutrements?

By the way, you know these little chaps live for 40-odd years if well looked after, don't you? The strong likelihood is that Barney will outlive you.

[Sir C]

This was clearly inevitable and you must have known it would happen. You will be running a stables within the year.

Will it be a companion for sexy time? Does he still have his accoutrements?

By the way, you know these little chaps live for 40-odd years if well looked after, don't you? The strong likelihood is that Barney will outlive you.

Barney has been gelded, poor lamb.

Remember last week when I was yearning for a legacy? There it is. I may buiy a giant tortoise as well, those *******s live forever.