And for today's 'learn something new everyday' piece, I give you this.....

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

It was a joke.

I know.

I just wanted to put the bit about Krishna using His divine kabaddi skills to drive Arjuna's chariot behind enemy lines and back.

You should read the Mahabharata. It's full of juicy bits. One guy gets so pîssed off he goes off into the forest and meditates or a sex change. Things like that.

[Burney]

I know.

I just wanted to put the bit about Krishna using His divine kabaddi skills to drive Arjuna's chariot behind enemy lines and back.

You should read the Mahabharata. It's full of juicy bits. One guy gets so pîssed off he goes off into the forest and meditates or a sex change. Things like that.

Pffft. If I wanted to be bombarded with fantastical nonsense, I'd listen to a Labour leadership debate.