Superb 'simulation' Wtf was he doing up there anyway? Apart from set pieces the only time I've seen him that advanced is the classic goal v Everton. 'That just about sums it all up' Or something like that anyway...
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'