Would you eat with cutlery that's been smeared in sh*t and then put through the dishwasher?Originally Posted by Burney
To be fair, I imagine he washed it in between.Or he might not be the buggery type? He strikes me an enthusiastic cócksucker, tbh.
Saying that, I once pissed in a glass and the missus chucked it away, which I thought was a bit of an over-reaction.
Smeared in shít - in a public toilet on the heath?
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
The title of your autobiography, i?
merely the title of chapter 1, b
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
Without wishing to be indelicate, I assume that neither you nor your good lady partner was a virgin when you met? So both of you are happy to engage with the other's genitals in the knowledge that they are not exactly 'box fresh', as it were? So what's the difference?
Because such irrationalities are highly common to human psychology.
You didn't answer my question about cutlery that's been smeared in sh*t...
If I'd seen it smeared in shít I'd probably be a touch leery of it, but if I'd eaten with it and then you told me that it had once been smeared in shít I wouldn't particularly mind - other than thinking that you weren't a terribly good host.
Anyway, why did you píss in a glass?
Ah-ha! So you are normal after all...
It was in the early days of parenthood, we lived in a flat with creaky floorboards, and you would do anything - ANYTHING - to avoid waking your baby up in the night
Was it a pint glass? I've never liked urinating into receptacles. You can never be sure if you're going to end up overflowing.Ah-ha! So you are normal after all...
It was in the early days of parenthood, we lived in a flat with creaky floorboards, and you would do anything - ANYTHING - to avoid waking your baby up in the night
No. I excreted just enough to ease the urgency till the morning
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