Philip Schofield

[Burney]

Quite.

But even in cases were a man hasn't so much deceived others but has simply been unable to come to terms with his own sexuality, surely this is cast-iron evidence of a deep-rooted homophobia?

I mean, he works in light daytime TV entertainment industry, for f*cks sake. He can hardly claim (as opposed to, say, footballers) that he feared a public backlash.

So Phil, what disgusted you so much about the idea of being gay?

Oh, they can turn that back on us and say that they've internalised society's homophobia and that means that they're the victims really.

To be honest, though, I'm struggling with the fact that someone would go to all the trouble of living a lie for 27 years while being as camp as a row of tents. I mean if you wanted to pass yourself off as straight, wouldn't you try acting...y'know...straight?

[Monty92]

Oh, they can turn that back on us and say that they've internalised society's homophobia and that means that they're the victims really.

To be honest, though, I'm struggling with the fact that someone would go to all the trouble of living a lie for 27 years while being as camp as a row of tents. I mean if you wanted to pass yourself off as straight, wouldn't you try acting...y'know...straight?

Surely what's happened here is that he was basically bisexual, legitimately married a chick, had kids, but has now been caught by the press having an affair with a bloke?

But instead of confessing, he's gone for the far more sympathetic excuse that he's been living a heart-wrenching lie all these years out of shame and fear that he'll be ostracised by the notoriously homophobic...*checks notes*....world of light entertainment.

[Burney]

Surely what's happened here is that he was basically bisexual, legitimately married a chick, had kids, but has now been caught by the press having an affair with a bloke?

But instead of confessing, he's gone for the far more sympathetic excuse that he's been living a heart-wrenching lie all these years out of shame and fear that he'll be ostracised by the notoriously homophobic...*checks notes*....world of light entertainment.

Without knowing the details of his sex life, I can't say how enthusiastically he embraces the reproductive act or whether he just does it out of duty while thinking of cock.
Either way, I think this tweeter sums up what we're all thinking.

Stephen Hughes
@Stephen50406759

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Replying to
@Kevin_Maguire
I think it's a bit disturbing, if he is convinced he is gay, does this mean he was having sex with a man while he was married?, I no people have affairs but bum sex with a man and then sleeping with his wife just seems horrible, I don't see any other way of confirming he is "GAY"

[Monty92]

Without knowing the details of his sex life, I can't say how enthusiastically he embraces the reproductive act or whether he just does it out of duty while thinking of cock.
Either way, I think this tweeter sums up what we're all thinking.

Yes, if you're sticking your dick in other men's arseholes, and then coming home and occasionally sticking it in your wife's noo-noo, there is surely an obligation, on basic hygiene grounds if nothing else, to let her know.

[Burney]

Yes, if you're sticking your dick in other men's arseholes, and then coming home and occasionally sticking it in your wife's noo-noo, there is surely an obligation, on basic hygiene grounds if nothing else, to let her know.

To be fair, I imagine he washed it in between. Or he might not be the buggery type? He strikes me an enthusiastic cócksucker, tbh.

[Monty92]

To be fair, I imagine he washed it in between. Or he might not be the buggery type? He strikes me an enthusiastic cócksucker, tbh.

Would you eat with cutlery that's been smeared in sh*t and then put through the dishwasher?

Saying that, I once pissed in a glass and the missus chucked it away, which I thought was a bit of an over-reaction.

[IUFG]

Would you eat with cutlery that's been smeared in sh*t and then put through the dishwasher?

Saying that, I once pissed in a glass and the missus chucked it away, which I thought was a bit of an over-reaction.

Smeared in shít - in a public toilet on the heath?

[Burney]

Would you eat with cutlery that's been smeared in sh*t and then put through the dishwasher?

Saying that, I once pissed in a glass and the missus chucked it away, which I thought was a bit of an over-reaction.

Without wishing to be indelicate, I assume that neither you nor your good lady partner was a virgin when you met? So both of you are happy to engage with the other's genitals in the knowledge that they are not exactly 'box fresh', as it were? So what's the difference?

[IUFG]

To be fair, I imagine he washed it in between. Or he might not be the buggery type? He strikes me an enthusiastic cócksucker, tbh.

Do you know plenty of 'em, b?

[Burney]

Do you know plenty of 'em, b?

They seem a lot keener on it than most women, I'll give 'em that. But then for a lot of them, it's the main course rather than an aperitif.