Oh b0llocks, City 2-0 up. I've switched off. Who knows,

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

'And it falls to WHAARRRTTTOONNNNNNN'.

Arsenal players crumble to their knees as news from Manchester makes its way onto the pitch. Meanwhile; Wharton has removed his shirt and has jumped into the Palace supporters who are in a state of ecstasy.

I think I have PTSD.

Pre-traumatic stress disorder?

[Rich]

Pre-traumatic stress disorder?

Post. I think the last 20+ years have left deep scars on my psyche.

[John Bunnell]

Don't be that way John - our only European trophies were every bit as Mickey Mouse

Ours are fairly Micky Mouse but the Conference is literally one millimetre behind the Intertoto Cup as the ultimate Micky Mouse of all Micky Mouse cups.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Ours are fairly Micky Mouse but the Conference is literally one millimetre behind the Intertoto Cup as the ultimate Micky Mouse of all Micky Mouse cups.

It's so f uckin' Mickey Mouse John - it's dick stinks of Minnie Mouse's fanny

[Peter]

'And it falls to WHAARRRTTTOONNNNNNN'.

Arsenal players crumble to their knees as news from Manchester makes its way onto the pitch. Meanwhile; Wharton has removed his shirt and has jumped into the Palace supporters who are in a state of ecstasy.

I think I have PTSD.

Don't get me wrong. If that happens I will be ****ing crushed.

But it will serve us right. And it would be a fitting way for us to blow it. Clinging to these 1-0 wins was never a wise approach to take to every game. And if you do it every week, it will cost you.

And if it costs us at Palace, and we lose the title on goal difference, it will be because of this.

Beat Burnley, and ****ing pray that Bournemouth can help us out. I'm too old for this. Don't know how much more I can take

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Don't get me wrong. If that happens I will be ****ing crushed.

But it will serve us right. And it would be a fitting way for us to blow it. Clinging to these 1-0 wins was never a wise approach to take to every game. And if you do it every week, it will cost you.

And if it costs us at Palace, and we lose the title on goal difference, it will be because of this.

Beat Burnley, and ****ing pray that Bournemouth can help us out. I'm too old for this. Don't know how much more I can take

Quite simply, while it would have been nice to have wrapped up the title by now, we're in a position where we're ahead with City breathing down our necks and we just need to win at home to Burnley and away at the Eagles who'll be resting players not fighting to a vital 3 pts.

If we can't do that, we don't deserve to be champions.

Yes, the RB situation isn't ideal. But we have so many options everywhere else. It's not like a CL semi with Kiwior and MLS at the back, MnM up top and only Ethan on the bench.

[Rich]

Don't get me wrong. If that happens I will be ****ing crushed.

But it will serve us right. And it would be a fitting way for us to blow it. Clinging to these 1-0 wins was never a wise approach to take to every game. And if you do it every week, it will cost you.

And if it costs us at Palace, and we lose the title on goal difference, it will be because of this.

Beat Burnley, and ****ing pray that Bournemouth can help us out. I'm too old for this. Don't know how much more I can take

I'm hating it. I keep waking up at night worrying. If we blow it (and therefore also blow the CL final) then how will I ever leave the house or talk to someone ever again?

[Peter]

I'm hating it. I keep waking up at night worrying. If we blow it (and therefore also blow the CL final) then how will I ever leave the house or talk to someone ever again?

I think we're all feeling the same. One way or the other I am just going to be glad when it is over.

I will be in Bournemouth's debt forever if they do us a favour. I'll never forget it.