Jesus is ****ing useless

[redgunamo]

Jamie Rednapp saying Saka's biggest weakness is that he doesn't go outside on his right foot enough.

No, Jamie- you just dont know what you are ****ing talking about. That is actually one of his biggest strengths.

I loved that, the first goal; probably Jover's masterpiece. Make them think they've solved the equation (when there's no ball into the box) then change the value of "X" at the last moment.

One day, football may just be one long set piece routine

[Peter]

I loved that, the first goal; probably Jover's masterpiece. Make them think they've solved the equation (when there's no ball into the box) then change the value of "X" at the last moment.

One day, football may just be one long set piece routine

Well they stopped us taking ages to take set pieces. So we have found a different way of making them take longer.

Innovation

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Did you see that time their player jumped all over him and he was shocked not to get the FK? What did you think?

If you put your hands on a players shoulders and use them to jump up behind him to win the header while stopping your opponent jump, is that a foul?

That had me screaming at the telly! In what universe was that not foul play? The One Eyed Donkey did have a great game and I was particularly enamoured of the header which was bloody tricky and excellently executed - shame he fluffed his hat-trick. Now he just needs to do it for the remaining matches.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

The officials don't fancy him, they seem to have decided, for now, that he goes down a little bit too easily.

To continue Wes' point, I think he'd get more love from refs if he fought for the ball even harder. It's the Premier League, after all; basically rugby union.

Do you remember the incident I mean? Vik on the left wing by the half way line, back to goal and the defender behind him jumped over him. The defender put both his hands on Vik's shoulders to get leverage for his jump, stopping Vik jumping and bundling him over.

A foul wasn't given. Was that the correct decision?