Jesus is ****ing useless

[Peter]

He looks 50 years old.

[WES]

He looks 50 years old.

Much better than Gyok according to Rich

[Peter]

Much better than Gyok according to Rich

Vik was superb today. That is his best performance for us. Strong, quick, won all his battles, outstanding work for the assist and two goals.

Brilliant all round centre forward performance.

21 goals. What a useless ****

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Jesus is ****ing useless

Have you considered the possibility that his Arsenal career died for your sins?

Maybe he'll be resurrected.

Didn't realise Vik had got to 20 goals already. He looked so different with a fit and firing B. The whole team did.

Easy's doing a good job of covering for Odin - though when Odin's at his best he looks utterly world class. But B is the difference between being a boring team and being won with a great defence and a magic forward line.

Please Lord, let him stay fit for the rest of the season and play by far the best football of his life so far.

[WES]

Vik was superb today. That is his best performance for us. Strong, quick, won all his battles, outstanding work for the assist and two goals.

Brilliant all round centre forward performance.

21 goals. What a useless ****

What I loved most was his physical play - he?s a bit of a unit and today he used it. He?s not in Portugal anymore, he needs to realise it

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

What I loved most was his physical play - he?s a bit of a unit and today he used it. He?s not in Portugal anymore, he needs to realise it

Did you see that time their player jumped all over him and he was shocked not to get the FK? What did you think?

If you put your hands on a players shoulders and use them to jump up behind him to win the header while stopping your opponent jump, is that a foul?

[redgunamo]

Did you see that time their player jumped all over him and he was shocked not to get the FK? What did you think?

If you put your hands on a players shoulders and use them to jump up behind him to win the header while stopping your opponent jump, is that a foul?

The officials don't fancy him, they seem to have decided, for now, that he goes down a little bit too easily.

To continue Wes' point, I think he'd get more love from refs if he fought for the ball even harder. It's the Premier League, after all; basically rugby union.

[redgunamo]

What I loved most was his physical play - he?s a bit of a unit and today he used it. He?s not in Portugal anymore, he needs to realise it

Wingers putting the ball on the money for the centre-forward; what'll they think of next

[Peter]

Wingers putting the ball on the money for the centre-forward; what'll they think of next

Jamie Rednapp saying Saka's biggest weakness is that he doesn't go outside on his right foot enough.

No, Jamie- you just dont know what you are ****ing talking about. That is actually one of his biggest strengths.

[Peter]

The officials don't fancy him, they seem to have decided, for now, that he goes down a little bit too easily.

To continue Wes' point, I think he'd get more love from refs if he fought for the ball even harder. It's the Premier League, after all; basically rugby union.

He seemed more aggressive today. Excellent