Sounds like Ben White could be off to Everton, then.

[Peter]

Odegaard's endless litany of injuries might provide Arteta with the motivation to hand it over to Rice, although he's been handing it over to Saka which no one seems to understand.

Ironic innit? The player who is captain is never captain because he's always injured which means a player who I'd rather was injured becomes a really sh1t captain.

F*ck knows how we're 6 points clear at the top of the league.

We're 6 points clear because everyone else is ****. Let's be honest about it.

In any other season of the last ten years, bar Leicester, we'd currently be second. With a trip to the Etihad on the horizon.

[redgunamo]

Or will he magically appear for a few games once we're 2 points behind City?

That'd be nice. 4-6 weeks for Ebs, I'm reading

[redgunamo]

We're 6 points clear because everyone else is ****. Let's be honest about it.

In any other season of the last ten years, bar Leicester, we'd currently be second. With a trip to the Etihad on the horizon.

Please stop disparaging our best efforts!

[Peter]

Please stop disparaging our best efforts!

These aren't our best efforts. They're the timid footsteps of a traumatised mouse, just praying that the cat doesn't wake up.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

We are allegedly particuarly interested in Livramento and Jiminez at Bournemouth to replace him.

Sounds like Viktor Gyokeres could be off to Watford then

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

These aren't our best efforts. They're the timid footsteps of a traumatised mouse, just praying that the cat doesn't wake up.

The cat is merely pretending to be asleep P. It knows the precise location of the mouse by virtue of it's preternatural sense of smell, can actually hear its anxiety elevated heartbeat and is only delaying the lethal strike to indulge and extend its own perverse delight in the hunt.

[Rich]

The cat is merely pretending to be asleep P. It knows the precise location of the mouse by virtue of it's preternatural sense of smell, can actually hear its anxiety elevated heartbeat and is only delaying the lethal strike to indulge and extend its own perverse delight in the hunt.

[Peter]

The cat is merely pretending to be asleep P. It knows the precise location of the mouse by virtue of it's preternatural sense of smell, can actually hear its anxiety elevated heartbeat and is only delaying the lethal strike to indulge and extend its own perverse delight in the hunt.

Precisely. It is sat outside the hole in the skirting board, knowing full well that we have to come out at some point.

The Etihad is the hole in the skirting board

[Peter]

That'd be nice. 4-6 weeks for Ebs, I'm reading

After the Leverkusen game he said he was fine