Sounds like Ben White could be off to Everton, then.

[Peter]

Odegaard's endless litany of injuries might provide Arteta with the motivation to hand it over to Rice, although he's been handing it over to Saka which no one seems to understand.

Ironic innit? The player who is captain is never captain because he's always injured which means a player who I'd rather was injured becomes a really sh1t captain.

F*ck knows how we're 6 points clear at the top of the league.

We're 6 points clear because everyone else is ****. Let's be honest about it.

In any other season of the last ten years, bar Leicester, we'd currently be second. With a trip to the Etihad on the horizon.

[redgunamo]

Or will he magically appear for a few games once we're 2 points behind City?

That'd be nice. 4-6 weeks for Ebs, I'm reading

[redgunamo]

We're 6 points clear because everyone else is ****. Let's be honest about it.

In any other season of the last ten years, bar Leicester, we'd currently be second. With a trip to the Etihad on the horizon.

Please stop disparaging our best efforts!

[Peter]

Please stop disparaging our best efforts!

These aren't our best efforts. They're the timid footsteps of a traumatised mouse, just praying that the cat doesn't wake up.