
Gronkey The Donkey's excellent hold up play and space creation.
We played like a team that knew the opponent was superior. They made us look like Burnley.
Well, quite. They are superior and we both know it.
It's like playing against your little brother. He thinks he's doing well because he's better than you. But the truth is, and you know, you're letting him win because Dad slipped you a cheeky fiver to make sure the sore loser little brat doesn't blub all night and upset Mum.
We can only beat them if they let us![]()
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
Then the game at the Etihad is a done deal and we may as well not show up. And our chances of winning the league are pretty slim.
They've been a heavily flawed side for nearly two seasons. Yet we still seem to view them as 70s Brazil.
Hardly surprising. We approach every game as though we are terrified of the opposition.
City were good yesterday. But we were awful. As bad as anything we've produced over the last two seasons.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."