
She has that enforced mockney accent, the hallmark of Rodney Trotter. She?s desperately trying to style it out as a bloke and failing dismally.
Well, if the fairer sex don't dive or hold at corners, then they're good enough for me.
Man's game, my arse. Loads of overpaid fancy-dans, and most of them furrin to boot, going down like they've been ****ing shot when there's no-one near them. Cheating scum, the lot of 'em. {'Cept us, of course.}