
was they scored a worldie but as with the Rabona (can't remember the name of the horrible, inconsequential, prick that scored it), they can't bang on about it as we'll just remind them that they still lost.
Yes, I did mention it before. Surprised that doesn't happen every week.
Midget central midfielders who think they can play a bit are always simply asking for it in English football. That's why we rarely produce any, and any we do allow through the net all possess the calm, composed, peaceful temperament of Francis Begbie. You know, people like Billy Bremner, Alan Ball and Dennis Wise. David Batty.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
The reason it doesn't happen every week is that a player like Zubimendi exists mainly to prevent it. He'll be furious with himself. A rare lapse of judgement.
And you are correct, we never produce players like him. And we never win international tournaments. And we won't until we do.