Who the hell is Harriman Annous?

[Peter]

Wow. That could really sort out our long throw routine.

Get the front 7 in a horizontal line, just inside the box. Let them run round shifting positions and then get our two biggest, strongest chaps to lift up A H-A to nod it goalwards.

It isnt the worst idea

And I'd love to see it.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

It isnt the worst idea

And I'd love to see it.

1. Would you be allowed to do that? I mean, is there anything in the laws about lifting up team mates?

2. Do you still manage that team? Imagine perfecting that routine then using it for the first time in the last minute of a match. They'd hate you, it might kick off like us at OT.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Hang on. I may just have broken football.

Form a scrum out of Gabby, Vik, Willy; Second row of Dec and MnM; Cala at no.8 with the full backs as flankers.

Put the ball in the middle and then just charge the goal line like it was a ruck. They're not allowed to tackle us - cos attempt would be a foul.

I'm a genius. The William Webb-Ellis of the C21st.