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Thread: For the first time in my life I have a dog

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    For the first time in my life I have a dog

    8 weeks old.
    A lot worse than I expected.

    How long before they stop peeing and shidding all over the floor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    8 weeks old.
    A lot worse than I expected.

    How long before they stop peeing and shidding all over the floor.
    You're a richer man for having a dog, f.

    Obviously not financially...

    #moneypits
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    8 weeks old.
    A lot worse than I expected.

    How long before they stop peeing and shidding all over the floor.
    you have to train it, f.

    take it into the garden, when it does a piss/****e outdoors give it a treat and lots of fuss.

    they're quick learners.

    in the meantime, lots of training pads down. it'll already have a favourite pissing/****ting place, no doubt.
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    8 weeks old.
    A lot worse than I expected.

    How long before they stop peeing and shidding all over the floor.
    Cute.

    Not too long. Just be sure to offer plenty of praise whenever they do their business in the correct place; two months old is a good age and it should get the message quickly.

    What's the story here? What dog? WHY dog? Breed? Sex?
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    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    you have to train it, f.

    take it into the garden, when it does a piss/****e outdoors give it a treat and lots of fuss.

    they're quick learners.

    in the meantime, lots of training pads down. it'll already have a favourite pissing/****ting place, no doubt.
    seems to be using the pads now. I feel like taking a pee on one just to join in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    seems to be using the pads now. I feel like taking a pee on one just to join in.
    That would be so good Pat, well done you. Here, have a treat...

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    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    Cute.

    Not too long. Just be sure to offer plenty of praise whenever they do their business in the correct place; two months old is a good age and it should get the message quickly.

    What's the story here? What dog? WHY dog? Breed? Sex?
    Controversial opinion, but dogs are annoying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    Controversial opinion, but dogs are annoying.
    Most animals are tbh but then there?s plenty of humans that give them a run for their money.
    They far outweigh the negs with what they give tho?. Terrible grief when you lose them, mind. Think I preferred ours to the kids

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    Quote Originally Posted by 7sisters View Post
    Most animals are tbh but then there?s plenty of humans that give them a run for their money.
    They far outweigh the negs with what they give tho?. Terrible grief when you lose them, mind. Think I preferred ours to the kids
    I don't like the neediness and the constant mournful looks. Much better off with a cat who ****ing hates you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    I don't like the neediness and the constant mournful looks. Much better off with a cat who ****ing hates you
    There is that.. Cat?s have servants, while dogs have masters, as someone once said.
    People have stampeded for dogs since covid. Many think it?s fine to now fark off to work while leaving them in the house with the radio on for hours on end. See it all the time. They?re a pack animal and people forget that element.
    The flip side are those people with an almost embilical attachment who become racked with guilt when leaving them. Dogs can prevent you from doing lots of things, if you don?t have a supportive network, they really can put a significant dent in your free time. They?re basically small children who never grow up

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