Rice was born and brought up in Kingston Upon Thames.

[redgunamo]

Don't tempt the GOF this way Red

Seen. I immediately regretted writing that

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Seen. I immediately regretted writing that

Make a pooja to The Divine to apologise. I give offerings of yellow fin tuna fillet to the Cat Goddess Bastet which Her high priest Puddle Paws accepts on her behalf.

Hounds also accept offerings. I was watching us at Chelsea last season around a mate's house and we were 2-0 down. He didn't want me to give his dogs biscuits, but after the glw came into the room and we pulled one back there and then. Dec from 42 yards. So a bit after, with time running out, I secretly gave Conan a Maryland cookie I'd brought to watch the game and he got us an equaliser.

So try that.

Btw, his wife is a witch and we scored all 3 goals on Tues during her drunk and dial phone call with me. So Gods can be appeased. They're into forgiveness and compassion. And tuna fillets and Maryland cookies. And lamb for England but that's another story.