Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
There is an old saying in football- if there is a bit of the pitch with loads of blokes in it, there must be another bit with no blokes in it.

Not a great saying, and you can see why it didn't catch on
Big Ron? Wait no blatant racism in it.

I just remember the days when at a goal kick all 20 outfield players were stationed on side of the pitch in a space of about a square metre - and Johnny Lukic would still kick it straight into touch