I was never a fan of Sterling.

[Peter]

Jesus said to them, “Have faith in God! I can guarantee this truth: This is what will be done for someone who doesn’t doubt but believes what he says will happen: He can say to this mountain, ‘Be uprooted and thrown into the sea,’ and it will be done for him. That’s why I tell you to have faith that you have already received whatever you pray for, and it will be yours.”
Mark 11:22-24

Try saying that to somebody staring at a gas bill they can't pay

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Try saying that to somebody staring at a gas bill they can't pay

And the Good Lord sayeth "Have faith in Me and the glw will get a wood-burning stove just to maketh the front room look pretty cos she is a girly and they liketh things like that. And then the Lord will send you a new best mate, a fellow Gooner, who doeth most of the building work on your cottage and he, beforeth I get him sacked simply for having a joke, will work in a wood yard where he will keepeth all the off-cuts for free.

So now, even though he be sacked and working at Wickes, the lads in the woodyard will knoweth ye, and will drive up all the offcuts for thee in a forklift simply for the love of Me, the Good Lord, and if you shall reward them with a crate of beer every Xmas it does pleaseth Me like it doth pleaseth the lads in the wood yard."

And lo, last week Octopus energy did email and sayeth "Feck knows how thou does it, but you useth less energy in winter so we reduceth your direct debit."

And the Lord was pleased with his Good Works which stemmeth from His followers faith in Him.

St GG's letter to the Awimbers, chap.23, v.2-5

[redgunamo]

yet .........

He could get a haircut

Young Raheem, I mean.