Jamie Smith is an astonishing find

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

I think he'll do very well in those conditions.

I think we're starting in Perth this time {which means a sodding 2am kick-off instead of midnight.} But it's not at the Waca, some new stadium. {A stadium, not a cricket ground at a guess.} Anyone know how it plays compared to the Waca? Does it still have that bounce and carry with the 'Freemantle Doctor' blowing across the pitch?