Some Paddy's been slagging off Dec,

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

You make a very good point

I'm in Calicut. It is pissing down.

Well, it is monsoon season. Should still be able to get some nice seafood on the beach. Kerala is great though - first democratically elected Commie govt on the planet and higher literacy rate than the Septics.