I'm really hating the recent deluge of emails clearly re-written by CHATGPT. There's no personality or individuality in emails anymore.
I'm really hating the recent deluge of emails clearly re-written by CHATGPT. There's no personality or individuality in emails anymore.
Dear Team,
It has come to our attention that there have been incidents of faeces being found on the toilet floors in the toilet rooms. This is a serious hygiene issue that needs to be addressed immediately.
It is unacceptable and unsanitary to leave faeces on the floor of the toilets. We expect all staff members to use the facilities in a clean and respectful manner. Please remember to properly dispose of waste in the designated receptacles.
We understand that accidents can happen, but it is important to take responsibility and clean up after yourself if such an incident occurs. If you are unable to clean up the mess, please notify a supervisor or the cleaning staff immediately.
Let's all work together to maintain a clean and safe working environment for everyone. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Sincerely,
[Your Name]
[Your Title]
Not bad, tbf.
Though what sort of accident might it be?
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”