Great penalty kicks too, by the way.

[Peter]

That's it though, do that and you have 50/50 chance of the keeper saving it or getting close.

I always gave a sly look at one corner (that I wanted the keeper to notice) and then went the other way.

I always belted it in the bottom corner and if the keeper even moved I was surprised. If he went the right way he wouldn't get anywhere near it.

But most of these keepers were idiots who would need a running jump to reach the post

I only sent the keeper the wrong way once, in a five a side competition, and that is only because he saw me take a penalty in the previous game and I knew which way he was going to dive.