Sign a striker for bazillions of pounds that we've never heard of?
Neves?
Sign Eddie?
A LB that can stay fit?
Saliba finally joins the Arsenal?
Owt else?
Can we have Spence and the other lad (I know the one you mean)?
Can't say I'm mad keen on Tielemans either, Aouar is apparently available from Lyon c.£12m
Gene Hackman
Virat Kohli
Julian Assange
and Frankie Dettori up front.
Wait…and Will Smith for the Bantz