Jesus H Christ f, you've been dead for years! Welcome back to the land of the living.
Thank you Sir C, I would have been here sooner but I was trapped in the basement of the Watford Sex Disco for many years.
I recently escaped when some refurbishment works were taking place.
Thank you Sir C, I would have been here sooner but I was trapped in the basement of the Watford Sex Disco for many years.
I recently escaped when some refurbishment works were taking place.
Illicit basement sex?
Are you the North London Q-anon, Fash?
Any topless blokes with hairy horns? Were you nonced by Hillary? Or was it Starmer?