Lucky they didn't have a Balthazar or Nebuchadnezzar on the pitch.
That would have been as bad as when I saw the ball bounce off Brooking's arse as an 8-year old.
Though I saw our first defeat at the new gaff as well. They deserved that. No Melchior in the starting line up.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."