What do you normally have on?
I've banished then news, The rest of it seems to be Adverts for cremations and annoying sky adverts with Beach Boys songs
I tend to watch Road Wars etc.
Also in any of those Border Security type shows it's the same episode everytime. A Chinese person brings in weird and wonderful foods that are forbidden.
Yes, he's a British competitive eating champion.
He goies to restaurants which offer food challenges. They'll give him, say, a breakfast containing 30 sausages, 10 eggs, a kilo of chips, a bucket of beans and so on, and tell him that the time limit is 1 hour and it's never been completed before - then BOSH, our man will hoover it all away in 18 minutes. He's a fúcking genius.