Sir C and Berni blamed socialism.
GG blamed the displeasure of the Goddess Kali.
And WES blamed Aaron Ramsey.
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
I'll start posting again when I am back in the office.
Though I have to go there on Thursday to clear it out and march people to their desks to pick up their stuff. I feel powerful.
I'd like to buy a new car but the climate is putting me off though I see some are offering 12 months free job loss cover.
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
Never having worked in an office, I hadn't realised that you lot only come here to avoid doing what you're paid to do. I'd assumed you were all genuinely interested in my musings on Hindu theology and exactly how badly Rambo had been playing in Italy.
But point 2 I understand. It's all rather depressing. When we only have one more year of Ozil's wages, we've signed that Chav reject Willian for 3 years on top dollar and he's utterly useless. We have Pépé, Saka and Martinelli will be back next year, so I'd have rather had Reiss as backup 'till then and saved the money for someone who isn't a Chav agent.
Still, I admire your optimism. Your sunny disposition has cheered me up, C. Hopefully the age of Kali Yuga won't end until after we're all dead.
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'