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Thread: Awimb has died of Covid, though it did have underlying health conditions.

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    Awimb has died of Covid, though it did have underlying health conditions.

    Sir C and Berni blamed socialism.

    GG blamed the displeasure of the Goddess Kali.

    And WES blamed Aaron Ramsey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult View Post
    Sir C and Berni blamed socialism.

    GG blamed the displeasure of the Goddess Kali.

    And WES blamed Aaron Ramsey.
    I put it to you that you are wrong Sir, the odds of this happening are 0.00002%
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult View Post
    Sir C and Berni blamed socialism.

    GG blamed the displeasure of the Goddess Kali.

    And WES blamed Aaron Ramsey.
    There are two issues, g.

    1. No one’s tied to a desk any more.
    2. There’s no proper football to be interested in.

    I predict that when normality returns, Awimb will rise like a Phoenix/salmon/Typhoon on full reheat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    There are two issues, g.

    1. No one’s tied to a desk any more.
    2. There’s no proper football to be interested in.

    I predict that when normality returns, Awimb will rise like a Phoenix/salmon/Typhoon on full reheat.
    1. It prob still happens, boss being strapped by foxy secretary
    2. Agreed, it's ****ing terrible and pointless

    As for normality we can only dream. I think it's gone
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    There are two issues, g.

    1. No one’s tied to a desk any more.
    2. There’s no proper football to be interested in.

    I predict that when normality returns, Awimb will rise like a Phoenix/salmon/Typhoon on full reheat.
    I'll start posting again when I am back in the office.
    Though I have to go there on Thursday to clear it out and march people to their desks to pick up their stuff. I feel powerful.

    I'd like to buy a new car but the climate is putting me off though I see some are offering 12 months free job loss cover.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    I'll start posting again when I am back in the office.
    Though I have to go there on Thursday to clear it out and march people to their desks to pick up their stuff. I feel powerful.

    I'd like to buy a new car but the climate is putting me off though I see some are offering 12 months free job loss cover.
    fm Pat you and your new cars. You do realise they last 5/10/15 years? Planet mashing mofo
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    There are two issues, g.

    1. No one’s tied to a desk any more.
    2. There’s no proper football to be interested in.

    I predict that when normality returns, Awimb will rise like a Phoenix/salmon/Typhoon on full reheat.
    Never having worked in an office, I hadn't realised that you lot only come here to avoid doing what you're paid to do. I'd assumed you were all genuinely interested in my musings on Hindu theology and exactly how badly Rambo had been playing in Italy.

    But point 2 I understand. It's all rather depressing. When we only have one more year of Ozil's wages, we've signed that Chav reject Willian for 3 years on top dollar and he's utterly useless. We have Pépé, Saka and Martinelli will be back next year, so I'd have rather had Reiss as backup 'till then and saved the money for someone who isn't a Chav agent.

    Still, I admire your optimism. Your sunny disposition has cheered me up, C. Hopefully the age of Kali Yuga won't end until after we're all dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    fm Pat you and your new cars. You do realise they last 5/10/15 years? Planet mashing mofo
    Well, he did say the climate was putting him off.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult View Post
    Well, he did say the climate was putting him off.....
    I reckon he's a Prius loving poofta, what say you GG?
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    I reckon he's a Prius loving poofta, what say you GG?
    Wouldn't be that much of a shock, BB.

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