Hail Hydra
https://www.theguardian.com/football...ash-at-arsenal
Thomoctopus
Gonna want 8 times the salary of Bernis' fave but I'm sure Mesut can find the dosh
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'