So it's farewell to Kolasinac, Torreira and Guendouzi?

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Yes, midget centrocampisti never really prosper in England, do they.

Unless they're Alan Ball, I suppose. Or Dennis Wise. David Batty, Billy Bremner; you know, horrible little nasty ****s like that.

I'm no expert on the mop lingo, RG, but weren't those midgets Santi and Cesc centrocampistis? They were all right.