So it's farewell to Kolasinac, Torreira and Guendouzi?

[Sir C]

Well, of course, SPEND SOME FACKING MONEY.

We are The Arsenal, ain't we.

My sources tell me that we have signed a player called Oo-er Missus. Personally I've never heard of him but I expect he's a cross between Vieira, Bergkamp and Henry, only better.