Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult
Dear God. Almost gave away a goal there. Giving the ball away on the halfway line. Insane.
Please Ganpati, let's keep our half of the sheet clean. And let City's been as dirty as those in a WW1 Flanders brothel.*
*They all had to queue up and got two minutes each, apparently. So couldn't be much time for cleaning. Apparently, the ladies would come and work there for a few months, literally getting fücked senseless, and then retire on the proceeds, having done their bit for the war effort.
2 minutes? Not much you can do in that time imo. Make sure you have a hard on before you go in is the trick I'd say.
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'