I have a rat in my rubbish shed.
he's getting to confident imo.
I opened the door and it was hanging on the back of it. (I sound like Richard Keys) I shut the door started banging on it and I opened it and it's still there the casual ****er.
Never saw any rats before Lockdown.
There's a rat in me shed what am I gonna do?
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'