That's what you get for being an Italian moped w@nker, I'm afraid. Evens he wasn't wearing a helmet and was sexually harassing someone at the time.
It certainly doesn't compare to JAR immolating himself in a giant fireball while driving a supercar at 150 mph - the dozy little pikey.
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'