Put three gay men in close proximity and their gayness is going to stick out like a bulldog's b0llocks. This is simply an observable fact.Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
Put three gay men in close proximity and their gayness is going to stick out like a bulldog's b0llocks. This is simply an observable fact.
Is there a name for a group of them?
Like a shrewd of apes etc
A cottage. A cottage of gays.
Previously known as a closet?
Yes, although I believe it was called a closet of confirmed bachelors.
Talking of collective nouns, I discovered that the one for strumpets is 'A flourish' the other day. I shall certainly be using that.
That is quite good
I was just putting a page together and it was a profile of a chap who mentions in passing that his hobby is restoring old Morris Minors.
I giggled for a good 20 minutes after I wrote the caption for his pic as 'Ian Spall: A passion for Minors'.
Then I deleted it because the law.
I think a scream of gays wins hands down though.
'He went out with a flourish' suddenly takes on a new meaning.
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
A batch of benders. A cluster of queers. A pack of pooftas.
This is quite fun
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
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