no doubt it will be marked down as covid
Don't tell me I'm still on this feckin island!
Good luck to Martinez...he’s waited over a decade for this chance
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
Neil Ferguson has predicted that 1.3 billion Brits will die of knee injuries by the end of the year
Chris Witty has said that the chances of a cure for lethal knee injuries this year is incredibly small.
The fat, blithering idiot who is our PM has decided to ban all sport until Neil and Chris are happy
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'